January 2012
39 posts
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How do you stay fit?
I don’t eat very much and I get worried and sick. Really. I’m not healthy.
cabaret. burlesque. sex. music. life. faeries. friends. my quest for fame and comfort.
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Do you smoke cigarettes?
Rarely.
cabaret. burlesque. sex. music. life. faeries. friends. my quest for fame and comfort.
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How old were you when you started talking to EA?
Maybe 14? 15?
cabaret. burlesque. sex. music. life. faeries. friends. my quest for fame and comfort.
“rock stars are so easy to love from a distance. up close it’s like hugging a...”
– Amanda Fucking Palmer
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
TUMBLR.
By being vague n my post about an ex-boyfriend, I managed to make a much more important ex-boyfriend suspicious of me and angry at me for trash-talking his new girlfriend. The one who is hard to contact because he doesn’t really speak to me. We were FINALLY on good terms. IT WASN’T ABOUT YOU, PEASE BE MY FRIEND, I MISS OUR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH. I’M SURE YOUR GIRLFRIEND...
“Roger Ebert once called you directionless & unwatchable.”
– http://www.xkcd.com
You have cursed us, Mother Eve. →
Illustrated Out Of Context: I KNOW →
illustratedoutofcontext:
BUT DON’T WORRY. THAT GIRL IS SO BLAND AND PAJAMAS ARE THE WORST THING TO WEAR. JUST ASK ME, I THINK PAJAMAS ARE THE WORST THING. THIS IS WHY I WEAR NOTHING AT ALL TO BED. THERE IS A REASON I STILL FOLLOW HIM. HE PASSES ON THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME SEPARATE FROM HIM. HE DID NOT CREATE IT, HE JUST…
I love my sister-in-like.
I SEE YOU REBLOGGED MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S TUMBLR.
YOU WILL ONLY BE FORGIVEN BECAUSE THE THING YOU POSTED WAS AWESOME, BUT I REGRET TO INFORM YOU IT CAUSED ME TO GO TO HIS TUMBLR AND LOOK AT THE PICTURES HE PUT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HIM AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND IN MATCHING FOOTIE PAJAMAS.
fuck.
Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate?
truthbombs.
yall:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
guys, i'm a streptococcus otherkin
phibibbles:
I’ve hidden it and denied the truth for so long, but this is who I am guys
if anyone hates me for this, I’ll get my colonymates to give you fuckers one hell of a sore throat
This is mean but hilarious.
I have no idea what this post relates to, but my...
ferretfood:
If you all don’t calm your shit i’m pulling the John Galt speech out again
And don’t you dare think I won’t
The vultures spit: Reasons why I want to punch... →
fetusinfetu:
“The underlying problem is an inability to properly regulate emotions. With an irregular regulation of emotions, an inappropriate level of emotion is often displayed. Experiencing a proper amount of emotion seems to be next to impossible. Too much or too little emotion can be destructive in many…
Reading things like this help me realize how I can get and be better with my...
http://hayleyjane.bandcamp.com →
amanda palmer: the Wedding Blog →
amandapalmer:
neil and i were married one year ago, to the day. this is the story of our wedding, the “official one,” and what led up to it. i know, i know…it’s a bit late. i started compiling this blog in the weeks after our marriage and found - like many of my blogs - that the longer i left it unposted,…
December 2011
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